Patch Notes: April 1st 2023 - Revision history

imported>Spiffly at 08:03, 7 October 2023

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			= [[HorizonXI Wiki\|HorizonXI]] Patch Notes - 04/01/23 =
	==April 1st, 2023==

	[[File:Balamore April fool's text.png]]		[[File:Balamore April fool's text.png]]

imported>Dejey at 23:34, 1 April 2023

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	==April 1st, 2023==		==April 1st, 2023==

			[[File:Balamore April fool's text.png]]

	==Wall of Fool's==		==Wall of Fool's==
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	*Every player suggestion has been implemented, except we have done the opposite of what was asked for.		*Every player suggestion has been implemented, except we have done the opposite of what was asked for.
	*The drop rate of Yingyang rope has been reduced.		*The drop rate of Yingyang rope has been reduced.
	*Utsusemi is now merely a “suggestion” and will not always block incoming damage just like blink.		* Utsusemi is now merely a “suggestion” and will not always block incoming damage just like blink.
	*Conrad has been moved back to his original spot in Bastok Mines but he no longer offers outpost warp services.		*Conrad has been moved back to his original spot in Bastok Mines but he no longer offers outpost warp services.
	*All rich crafters have been sent to jail forever. • Simurgh, Roc, King Arthro, and Serket may now spawn inside Lower Jeuno.		*All rich crafters have been sent to jail forever. • Simurgh, Roc, King Arthro, and Serket may now spawn inside Lower Jeuno.

imported>Dejey: /* Note's */

2023-04-01T23:27:44Z

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	*It was a joke..... that went horribly right.		*It was a joke..... that went horribly right.
	*The April Fool's day event has been enabled was a real thing.		*The April Fool's day event has been enabled was a real thing.
	*for part of the day of April 1st you would be changed to a random [[Mannequin]] and get a /tell on what appeared zoning.		*for part of the day of April 1st you would be changed to a random [[Mannequin]] and get a /tell from Balamor on what appeared zoning.
	**This caused at least one know issue with RSE gear.		**This caused at least one know issue with RSE gear.
	**This could be fixed by using any of the many race swap plugins or addons.		**This could be fixed by using any of the many race swap plugins or addons.
	**Horizon chat had much to say.		**Horizon chat had much to say.
			*[[Balamor]] is from a future expansion pack Seekers of [[Seekers of Adoulin]], he is a Jester that plays games with the player.
	[[File:April Fool's Glich.png\|200px]]		[[File:April Fool's Glich.png\|200px]]

imported>Dejey: /* Note's */

2023-04-01T23:21:54Z

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	*It was a joke..... that went horribly right.		*It was a joke..... that went horribly right.
	*The April Fool's day event has been enabled was a real thing.		*The April Fool's day event has been enabled was a real thing.
	*for part of the day of April 1st you would be changed to a random [[Mannequin]] on what appeared zoning.		*for part of the day of April 1st you would be changed to a random [[Mannequin]] and get a /tell on what appeared zoning.
	**This caused at least one know issue with RSE gear.		**This caused at least one know issue with RSE gear.
	**This could be fixed by using any of the many race swap plugins or addons.		**This could be fixed by using any of the many race swap plugins or addons.

imported>Dejey at 23:13, 1 April 2023

2023-04-01T23:13:34Z

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	*It was a joke..... that went horribly right.		*It was a joke..... that went horribly right.
	*The April Fool's day event has been enabled was a real thing.		*The April Fool's day event has been enabled was a real thing.
	*for part of the day of April 1st you would be ~~race~~ ~~swapped~~ on what appeared zoning.		*for part of the day of April 1st you would be changed to a random [[Mannequin]] on what appeared zoning.
	**This caused at least one know issue with RSE gear.		**This caused at least one know issue with RSE gear.
	**This could be fixed by using any of the many race swap plugins or addons.		**This could be fixed by using any of the many race swap plugins or addons.

imported>Dejey at 23:04, 1 April 2023

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	==Note's==		==Note's==
	*It was a joke..... that went horribly right.		*It was a joke..... that went horribly right.
	*The April Fool's day ~~even~~ has been enabled is a real thing.		*The April Fool's day event has been enabled was a real thing.
	*for part of the day of April 1st you would be race swapped on what appeared zoning.		*for part of the day of April 1st you would be race swapped on what appeared zoning.
	**This caused at least one know issue with RSE gear.		**This caused at least one know issue with RSE gear.

imported>Dejey at 23:02, 1 April 2023

2023-04-01T23:02:54Z

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	**This could be fixed by using any of the many race swap plugins or addons.		**This could be fixed by using any of the many race swap plugins or addons.
	**Horizon chat had much to say.		**Horizon chat had much to say.
	[[File:April Fool's Glich.png]]		[[File:April Fool's Glich.png\|200px]]

imported>Dejey at 23:01, 1 April 2023

2023-04-01T23:01:52Z

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	**This could be fixed by using any of the many race swap plugins or addons.		**This could be fixed by using any of the many race swap plugins or addons.
	**Horizon chat had much to say.		**Horizon chat had much to say.
			[[File:April Fool's Glich.png]]

imported>Dejey: Created page with "Category:Patch Notes {{TOCright}} ==April 1st, 2023== ==Wall of Fool's== HorizonXI has always utilized "Era+" to enhance the Final Fantasy XI experience, but we have decided instead to implement the "Era-" system and actively make the game worse for everyone. The following items were added in today's patch: The April Fool's day event has been enabled. If multiple players click on the same HELM node, they will enter PVP. Only the victor shall remain and claim the n..."

2023-04-01T22:58:58Z

Created page with "Category:Patch Notes {{TOCright}} ==April 1st, 2023== ==Wall of Fool's== HorizonXI has always utilized "Era+" to enhance the Final Fantasy XI experience, but we have decided instead to implement the "Era-" system and actively make the game worse for everyone. The following items were added in today's patch: *The April Fool's day event has been enabled. *If multiple players click on the same HELM node, they will enter PVP. Only the victor shall remain and claim the n..."

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[[Category:Patch Notes]]
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==April 1st, 2023==

==Wall of Fool's==
HorizonXI has always utilized "Era+" to enhance the Final Fantasy XI experience, but we have decided instead to implement the "Era-" system and actively make the game worse for everyone. The following items were added in today's patch:
*The April Fool's day event has been enabled.
*If multiple players click on the same HELM node, they will enter PVP. Only the victor shall remain and claim the node.
*The Chocobo license quest now takes 6-8 real life weeks.
*Chocobos now cost 1 million gil.
*Barber shop NPCs to change character hairstyles have been enabled, but you have to defeat Absolute Virtue before you can access it.
*Galkas have been deleted from the game.
*Beastmasters can now use their pets to attack other players.
*Every player suggestion has been implemented, except we have done the opposite of what was asked for.
*The drop rate of Yingyang rope has been reduced.
*Utsusemi is now merely a “suggestion” and will not always block incoming damage just like blink.
*Conrad has been moved back to his original spot in Bastok Mines but he no longer offers outpost warp services.
*All rich crafters have been sent to jail forever. • Simurgh, Roc, King Arthro, and Serket may now spawn inside Lower Jeuno.
*Corsair has been added but their phantom rolls have been removed because gambling is against the terms of service. *Due to popular demand, the Twinkling Treants have been brought back and outpost warps are disabled until they are all killed. Also they have 20x more HP than before.
*Bard songs now stack infinitely because Bard is underpowered and needs buffs.
*The Christmas event is back again somehow. But this time forever.
*Ebon Panels in sea now actually do something but we won't tell you what.
*All custom HorizonXI music has been replaced with this:

==Note's==
*It was a joke..... that went horribly right.
*The April Fool's day even has been enabled is a real thing.
*for part of the day of April 1st you would be race swapped on what appeared zoning.
**This caused at least one know issue with RSE gear.
**This could be fixed by using any of the many race swap plugins or addons.
**Horizon chat had much to say.